Titled.

12 months ago
Teen mob attacks - Be careful, especially if you're along the lake!
1 year ago

Laptop; your battery needs to last longer than 5 hours.
1 year ago

Shit, is this death? It sure tastes like a Coors Light.
1 year ago

1.5 hours before the rapture. I’m going to go buy a new car…
1 year ago

Every conversation I hear is about the rapture. It’s at 6, I think I’m going to take a nap and sleep through it. Hopefully the religious nuts aren’t running around the streets screaming and wake me.
1 year ago

I wonder what marketing company’s scheme is when they call you and the machine reads; “don’t hang up, according to the FBI there is a home break in every…beep” and they hang up. #Fail.
1 year ago

How much light pollution do car dealers produce?
1 year ago

Is there not enough congestion on Halsted during the day that they need to put a Maxwell’s right on 18th and Halsted?
1 year ago

#Wilfred looks like it will be a funny show.
1 year ago

#T-Mobile, you make life so difficult.

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